Tuesday, September 03, 2013

Co-ed blows .341 at a football game, promptly becomes an Internet sensation
Samantha Goudie, a 22-year-old University of Iowa student, was arrested Saturday after trying to jump onto the field during a football game. While drunk and disorderly is par for course in college football, Goudie had an unbelievable BAC of .341.

The police report says she was “unsteady on her feet,” which seems generous for someone with that much alcohol in their system. This epic BAC might have been buried in Iowa City police reports forever, except that Goudie basically live tweeted her arrest, reports The Daily Dot.

On her Twitter account, with the name @Vodka_samm, she tweeted “Just went to jail #yolo” and “Blew a .341 in jail.” She described her mom bailing her out and bragged about the BAC level.

She tweeted, “I’m going to get .341 tattooed on me because its so epic” and “Girl waiting for court with me goes ‘I wish I knew the girl who blew a .341′ I said hi.”...