Monday, January 17, 2005


When the iRod™ isn't enough
Sometimes, even the best conservative Christian families are damned with a bad seed. You know the kind of boy I'm talking about. They appear to be untrainable in the ways of the Lord. They have no fear of The Rod or its hip new cousin, The iRod™. They've purchased a ticket on the Damnation Express, and they're not getting off until they reach the last stop in Hell.

If you have a boy who fits this description, the Bethel Boy's Academy can help. The Academy, operated by the Bethel Baptist Church of Lucedale, Mississippi, employs a Christian approach based on military discipline to turn these boys around. Here's how their website describes it...