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Another "Tart, Shallow Tell-All" by a Shallow Tart
World O'Crap came up with this bit of insanity and you have to read it in its full glory, Keep in mind Shapiro hasn't had sex yet. Maybe I'll write a book on being a member of the DAR or how to get through your period. He's gonna be one truly ill freak when he does. Maybe he's got urges he needs to repress, a special feeling for that person which he can't admit, even to himself. Why he no longer watches basketball, how he dreams of shaved heads and sweaty bodies and glisening, dark skin, holding him, trapping him, exciting him in a way beyond words. Or maybe he longs to be controlled, a tall, blonde woman telling him his every move as he serves her every need. Whatever it is, it's a freak show. Just as long as he's not a plushie. Lord, that would be too much to take....