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QUOTES OF THE DAY
The United States is putting together a Constitution now for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It's served us well for 200 years, and we don't appear to be using it anymore, so what the hell?"
--Jay Leno

"President Bush has been silent on Schwarzenegger. Of course, he can't pronounce Schwarzenegger."
-- David Letterman

"Finally, a candidate who can explain the Bush administration's positions on civil liberties in the original German."
-- Bill Maher, on Arnold Schwarzenegger

"Apparently Arnold was inspired by President Bush, who proved you can be a successful politician in this country even if English is your second language."
-- Conan O'Brien